Wednesday, March 1, 2017
The thermostat ain't worken.
In all these cases the host fights back. A common strategy is to turn up the thermostat so the immune system goes into hyper drive.
Mother earth is not feeling so good. Bazillions of bi-pedal parasites cover the planets "skin". Others bore deep into the interior and bring deadly toxins to the surface. And waste products of this fervent activity is becoming all to evident. In the atmosphere, lakes, rivers and springs and on the air ways. Radio frequency space is spilling over with bovine feces. Piles of poisons excreted from the bi-peds are interfering with the natural cycle of life.
The earth is warming up for the fight. Floods and hurricanes and droughts and crop failures are the weapons Gaia is using to rid itself of this heinous disease!
But lets face it, no one cares about the floods or droughts or extreme weather except for the fact there are too many humans on the planet, using the majority of resources and will be the first (or last) to die.
Governments and activist and farmers and suburbanites are gathering in groups, large and small to try and find a solution. A way to slow the rapid disruption cased by "climate change". Why? Humans are causing the problem and nature is taking the natural course.
I say turnup the heat, thrown another yule log on the fire. Clear-cut Antarctica. Turn the glaciers into water parks. Lets all have a blow-out going away party and leave whats left of the planet to species more fit to survive.
Cockroaches!
March, 1, 2017
OWL
PS Don't for get to leave the light on....
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Saturday, November 1, 2014
I want a woody on rye (hold the mayo)
http://www.thestreet.com/story/11012915/11/cellulose-wood-pulp-never-tasted-so-good.html
Cellulose repalces fat, adds fibers, no caloires. retains moisture, and gives food many of the qaulities people are asking for these days.
fun demented
Most scientist tend to agree on the major tenents and that rational discussion leads to logical conclusions and consences about what is true and what is myth. Science for the most part is agreed on by scientists. There is one science.
Conversely there are thousands of religions and more being created each day.
OWL
To Many Questions
Don't libel me
Food and Drug Administration
10903 New Hampshire Ave
Silver Spring, MD 20993-0002
My own personal veiw of GMOs, having read arguments on both sides is that they will help feed a hungry world and are generally safe.
Leni Barker
(OWL)
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
freeland
Introducing FREELAND! The world first and only "government at large". Without being restricted by imaginary lines drawn on a map the Freelandian government is free to rule over anyone who wishes to be governed by this new and progressive form of democracy. And only those who wish to participate.
This immediately solves the problems of insurgency, revolutionaries, malcontents, rabble-rousers and sore losers. There won't be any in Freeland. You don't like whats going on in Freeland then "POOF" you are not a citizen. End of annoyance.
Contrary-wise if you want to be a part of the most exciting development in self rule since the first democracy was formed in about five hundred BC by the Greeks then you are free to join. If you want government run by the people instead of by the blood sucking politicians controlled by purse strings here it is. There would be many of advantages system over the way other administrations do business.
Among them 24/7 in home police protection, every citizen of Freeland deputized, carrying a night stick , pepper spray, hand cuff, taeser, service revolver and coupon for free donuts and coffee. As the Freeland ambassador to the what ever country you happen to be in, you cannot not be prosecuted for a minor offence no matter where you are, and while on sovereign Freeandian territory, such as in your home the local authorities will not be able to come in arrest you for major crimes.
All laws, rules, and regulations taxes in Freeland could be enacted only by general election with every citizen given the opportunity to vote. The civil and penal codes of Freeland will be the rule of law wherever a citizen happens to be. These laws will be kept to a minimum.
The tax code of Freeland is very simple and tax evasion is unheard of. Every citizen pays $100 per year of Citizenship Tax. That's it. That's all there is. And if you don't pay then your citizenship is revoke. Period. No lengthy court case. No fines. You just no longer have citizenship privileges. Saves the tax bureau a lot of time and money.
"Great", you say, "how do I become a citizen." Easy just send me $100 by credit card, cash or cashers check. American money only!
OWL
April, 9 2012
Monday, March 5, 2012
thats not cricket
Beetle lived under a large paving stone beside the path up to the big house. One corner of the stone was broken and the top was slightly uneven so it had been discarded when the house was built. Still it provided a leak proof roof and allowed Beetle ample space for a living room, kitchen, bedroom and the three storage rooms for which Beetle was famous. They were stocked floor to ceiling with seeds, nuts, bread crumbs, potato peelings, apple cores and other more exotic food stuffs. Beetle prided himself on his industry and hard work. Everyday he woke at
Cricket lived under a sycamore leaf. The leaf had a hole near the middle and a crack on one edge. Cricket's Place, as it was widely known, was drafty and damp. But still it was a popular hang out. Cricket was a musician. He slept in mornings and played music late into the night. His storeroom was generally empty.
Cricket knocked on Beetle's door and began his usual, "Hiya, Mister Beetle Sir, uh, I am a bit hungry and uh, I was wondering if you could spare a bite to eat man?"
Beetle replied with his usual. "Frogs and spiders, listen here you lazy leg scratcher I am not here to feed you, get out and get a job. Why don't you apply for a position down at the fishing hole. They feed the crickets real good. If you don't start storing food and I mean fast you are going to starve to death this winter."
"I have a plan for winter".
"Well, your plans better not include me. You'll get no help from me."
"Relax Mr. Beetle Sir. I not counting on you man."
Cricket managed to talk Beetle out of a worm eaten apple and a dab of dried peanut butter.
"Thank you mister Beetle Sir. I won't bother you again, man. You are so kind and generous. Thank you again, man."
One mid October day it was bitter cold, the wind blew hard out of the north, the sky was cloudy and the frost was on the ground. Cricket knocked on Beetles door. Beetle opened the door with a moldy cabbage in his hand.
"Don't say a word, I don't want to hear it! Take this, it is the last you'll get all winter! Do not come here again! Now go away."
"Thank you Mister Beetle sir! No, I won't bother you again man. Promise. You have been so kind and generous! Thank you again, man"
"GO AWAY!", Beetle slammed the door.
That afternoon it began to snow and Cricket held the biggest party of the year. Six legged freaks of all types showed up. Flies, gnats, and ants came in droves to feast on the ample supply of cabbage, predators arrived to feed on them! Others dropped in to watch the action and listen to the music.
Cricket was in great form. Playing loud and fast he attracted females from all over town. The females attracted all the males from miles around. It was a great time for everyone and went on into the early hours of morning.
Beetle didn't sleep. He got out of bed early and began to shovel the snow which had been blown against the door. He didn't feel well, somewhat fatigued, he thought maybe he was coming down with something, something no doubt brought 'round by Cricket and his disreputable friends. He watched wide eyed as Cricket came out of his door, sauntered across the walk and up the path to Beetles home. Beetle was, at first, quite amazed it wasn't even
"That explains a lot", muttered Beetle under his breath.
Cricket slowly made his way through the snow and up to Beetles door.
Cricket began his usual. "Hiya, Mister Beetle Sir, uh, I am a bit hungry and uh, I was wondering, man, if you could spare a bite…”
Beetle sputtered. He started to shout, but no words came out. He clutched his chest, his face turned red, then purple. Never in his life had the invertebrate been so angry. He gasped for breath and then fell over backward. Dead!
Cricket stepped over Beetle and moved in for the winter.
OWL
March 5, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Entitlements
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Assumisms
No, I don't want to fight about it. I want you to turn around and bend over so I can kick your ass.
I want you to have my children. Wait here I'll bring them in.
My imaginary friends all moved away and got good jobs. They work for congress.
Feminine hygiene products are for pussies.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a fishing boat? Chum.
What's the secret to keeping a penis hard all night long? Don't f**k with it!"
"How are you?" "Try me. Find out."
I was feeling down in the dumps and told my wife. She said "Well, don't beat yourself up." So I slapped her.
What do you call a guy with no arm or legs on a construction site? Phil.
We tried wife swapping once. Didn't work out though. Wasn't permanent.
Never send an idiot to do a moron's job.
I don't believe in wife beating, so I never got married.
OWL
Jan. 7, 2012
Saturday, December 31, 2011
50/50
The placebo effect. A patient is given a sugar pill or other spurious treatment and gets better. Works 20% to 40% of the time. It seems to be very effective for pain relief, no so good for the treatment of urinary tract infections or gunshot wounds to the chest.
Other alternative therapies have about the same cure rate. Reflexology, where the foot is massaged to treat everything from gastric ulcers to heart disease, aroma therapy, faith healing, acupuncture and drum beating all have about a 30% chance of making you feel better.
So here is the key to perfect health. Eat some candy, get a foot rub, light some incense, say a prayer and beat your head against the wall. Since each of these treatments has about a 30% chance of curing you, you will feel 150% better!
OWL
Dec. 31, 2011
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Blitzen’s Funeral
Blitzen’s Funeral
The elves were there,
And Mrs. Claus
Santa recited “T'was The Night Before Christmas”
And Rudolf read the eulogy.
They bore him away on Santa’s sleigh,
“Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer, and Vixen…
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on Donder, and ____ .”
Christian saints may live forever,
and elves may never die.
But not so caribou,
except in our hearts.
And in the minds of children,
ever eager to believe.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Bernard Geitz Rides the Bus
Dorthea Peunte, Jaun Corona
and John Wayne Gasy,
men and boys.
How do I know?
Timothy McViegh, Derrick Kelbold
and Eric Harris, sawed off shotgun.
Zodiac killer, made the cut,
the Hillside Strangler and Manson.
Cary Stayner and Scott Patterson.
Thank you TV.
OWL
Dec. 20, 2011
PS Leslie Van Houton.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
I don't get it
I saw this on facebook and it is true.
Warning: Flu Shots Are Coming to Your Church
Really to your church, flu shots, those shots the doctor gives you to keep you from getting sick. Right through the front door, up the aisle and onto the dais. Or maybe, even more frighteningly, they'll sneak 'em the back door and down to the basement to hide among the stacks of hymnals, and old creches, ready to jump out at you on your way to the little girls room, or to the little boys room if you are a man of god. It seems that, according to the linked article, the federal government is conspiring with faith based organizations to immunize living breathing human beings, United States citizens, against a disease!
There must be something terribly wrong here. Religious groups usually recommend prayer for protection from illness, and the government just mandates that you buy insurance. Same thing really. Prayer is cheaper, only ten percent of your income. So what is wrong, why do we need be alarmed about this new, "Lets work together to bring affordable preventive medicine to the populace", policy? The article doesn't really make that clear. Other than citing another internet article that does interesting things with statistics trying to demonstrate the ineffectiveness of the vaccine and the pushing of its own brand of health care, it gives no reason to worry about what goes on in your local prayer circle.
All I can say is: Thank you. Everyone needs to know this. Influenza is a serious disease! Projectile vomit, diarrhea and the attendant danger of dehydration and opportunistic infection, especially pneumonia, make it a major killer of the old, the very young, the infirm and those with weakened immune systems. The last time I had the flu I could not keep water down and I was a healthy forty year old. One of the factors which limit your chances of getting the flu is the fact that many others get immunized. The article referenced does exactly what it accuses the CDC of, it lies with statistics. It implies, quite falsely that out of 100 people who take the vaccine 98.5 get the flu. Then it states, with a strange way of using numbers that a flu shot prevents 1.5 in 100 people from getting the flu. Lets assume for a moment, because they make a lot of assumptions, that this is correct. Most of the others don't get sick for other reasons, like the fact that their neighbors were vaccinated thus they were not exposed. Even so it means 1 million shots prevent 15,000 cases of flu. 15,000 less people in schools and hospitals spreading a deadly disease. And if each of these people gave it to two other people, etc. we would soon have an epidemic. The 10th level is 15,000,000 cases. If they each gave it to three, quite easy with such a communicable disease among an non-immunized population, the 10th level is three quarters of a billion!
The article goes on the show a video about a woman who had a severe reaction to a flu vaccination. It does not show video of the millions in the past century and hundreds each year who have had a severe reaction to the virus itself. They wound up in hospitals with all the symptoms of having died!
The under-advantaged now have a chance to get the vaccine if they desire it. No one is forcing anyone to take it. Making it unavailable to some, as the article seems to encourage, forces them NOT to take it.
Warning: Flu Shots Are Coming to Your Church
OWL
December 15, 2011
in His name
The following letter was written in 2002 during the run up to the invasion of Iraq. Some people disagreed then and still do. I stand by what I wrote.
The current debate over weather or not to invade Iraq seems silly to me. The facts are clear, what we have to do is obvious. First of all this man commands a large and well equipped army. The largest stockpile of chemical warfare agents in the world is under his control. The CIA believes he has access to nuclear weapons. He has weapons of "mass destruction". He has invaded a foreign country in the past. He has been heard to threaten the eminent invasion of yet another country. Agents under his control are actively studying biological warfare, in fact one of these agents is a prime suspect in the anthrax attacks/murders of last year. Few people realize his father was the head of a large and highly secretive organization whose avowed purpose was to spy on other countries.
Every word of this is TRUE. He is a mad man and must be stopped. His name is Bush.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Tykes behind bars
Then came a startling statistic, in Afghanistan there are approximately 600 adult women in prison. Many of them for "moral crimes". The number seemed "odd". I began to do some research. The population of Afghanistan is approximately 34 million, assuming half are female leaves 17,000,000. Doing a quick calculation I learned that 0.00003 percent of the women in Afghanistan are in prison. That is 1 out of 28000.
By contrast California, one of our more progressive states, has about 37 million inhabitants. Of the 18,500,000 women in my home state 11,000 of them are incarcerated in state prison, 0.005 percent. One out of 1600. So if you are a woman in California you are almost twenty times more likely to be in prison than a woman in Afghanistan!
One fifth of these women, and half of the new arrivals have been sentenced for drug crimes. Only one third are there for violent offenses, of those the majority have used illicit drugs. Nearly half, 48%, report being the victims having been the victims of rape and/or sexual molestation. If you think some of these women may be lying in order to get better treatment then you have no understanding of how female victims of sexual abuse and assault are treated in this country. You might be more comfortable reading the Inquirer.
Add to that the great number of women in jail, on probation or out on parole have you have a sizable portion of the female population in the criminal justice system. Many of the women locked up for property crimes committed fraud or stole in order to obtain drugs. 80% of then are mothers, of those more than half are single mothers who get little or no support from the child's father. Statics from other states are similar.
What it all adds up to is a vast number of women in the United States who are under lock and key because of personal problems which lead to drug use and crime. Very often those problems stem from childhood sexual/physical abuse or neglect. Instead of offering a support system for these women, and help when needed, they are given a cell. The United States has a higher percentage of it population, including women, in prison than any other country in the world.
I do believe that women in this country are given more opportunities and have more freedom than those in many parts of the world. But that does not mean we can smugly point our fingers and say "They mistreat their women."
http://www.boalt.org/PAC/stats/women-prison-fact-sheet.html
Bonus rant:
Several years ago the Chief Medical Officer at Valley State Prison in Chowchilla Ca. was removed from his position because every woman who came into the infirmary, for any reason, was given a cervical exam or PAP smear. To be clear this was often in spite of the fact she might have been in recently for another problem and had the exam then. When questioned about this policy by correspondents from ABC's Nightline, Dr. Anthony Domenico, said "This is a group of women that are isolated. And I've heard women tell me that they would deliberately like to get examined - it's the only male contact they get." This is just one example of the sexual abuse these women continue to experience at one prison. Many more instances can be found. Oh, guess what happened to the Dr., did he lose his license or was he "reassigned"?
http://revcom.us/a/v22/1090-99/1090/california_prisons.htm
OWL
Dec. 13, 2011
Saturday, December 10, 2011
coffee
It just brews one cup at a time so everyone gets to line up and brew their own special premixed blend.
Tassimo, I don't mind the idea of needing a coffee maker with its own logic chip and holographic optical device. What is bizarre is the price of the little plastic disposable dish for every individual cup of coffee.
OWL
Dec. 18, 2011
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Sensuality
I wonder how she came to the conclusion it was to cold for me to play outside. Maybe she assumed that since there was a furnace in the house it must be warmer inside. Or maybe she was just being a bitch and didn't like seeing me have fun. Either way I learned a very valuable lesson. You don't know what someone else's perception is. You are not in there body. There is no way to tell if someone is hot or cold, hungry or full, unless you ask them.
Likewise, you are not inside their head. you don't know what their experience is. I try not dismiss out of hand those who tell me they saw, or felt, or heard or feel things that I have not. "I saw a ghost", "God told me", "It was in another life". Who am I to say no that is not possible. Just because it hasn't happened to me doesn't mean it can't happen. And more importantly I have no idea what their experience has been. I may have been there with them, but I was not in their head.
My ex-wife told me once, at least once, when I had asked what she had said, "You heard me, I said it loud enough."
Yeah, well she was mumbling.
OWL
Nov. 19, 2011
Friday, November 4, 2011
Lead posioning
Miss Kitty had red hair and ran the saloon. She never showed her titties. Nor did her saloon girls. That is the way it was in those days. Not the 1870's, I mean the nineteen sixties and seventies. You could show violence on TV but not the human body. Matt beat people up, got into fights on a regular basis, and he had real good reasons to get angry. His clothes and his mouth were always clean. Nothing anyone did would make him swear. Oddly enough the bad guys who killed in cold blood didn't cuss either.
Seeing someone naked or hearing them use the Lord's name in vain was considered to be harmful, especially to children. It still is considered harmful by many people. So much so that such things are still restricted on public airways. But graphic depictions or murder, rape, assault, and mental cruelty were and are completely acceptable. The CBS network got fined $500,000 for allowing Janet Jackson's nipple to show for a few seconds during a Superbowl broadcast. Rather stiff considering the offending part could barely be seen.
Although the rules are not as strict as they once were the broadcast airwaves are still for the most part free of bad language and sex organs, but full of violence and mayhem. Carnage is pervasive, carnality is prohibited.
I have never understood this but I have learned that people are often unwilling to talk about subjects that bring up feelings of guilt and shame. It troubles me to think that those institutions who claim to be this country's moral compass are more offended by the occasional image of an areola than by nightly depictions of the death of one person at the hands of another.
OWL
Nov. 25, 2011