I gave at the office

Drug users cause problems, it is a well know fact. So the time has come to start testing welfare recipients for drug use. Also anyone receiving unemployment. How can they gets jobs if they are high all the time? But before we test people down on their luck we need to make sure the benefits are going to the right people. We need to test social workers and the like. Anyone who decides who gets benefits needs to be tested first. But wait their supervisors, the ones who do the hiring and firing and job evaluations needs to be tested before we test the workers. But who controls the supervisors? County consuls, mayors, state legislators? How can they pass judgment on the people under them if they spend their nights at cocktail lounges throwing back martinis and snorting coke? Test them first! But wait who has authority over these people. State legislators and governors! They have to have their wits about in order to make sound judgement about the vast numbers of civil servants they are tasked with overseeing. And the federal government, the judicial branch, the legislative branch and the executive branch has the responsibility to watch over the states and the various departments of the fed. And who is at the top of this vast heap. Who has the most responsibility. The president. And how can he make sound judgments if he is full of mind altering substances?

If we are going to start testing people for drug use we need to start at the top, with people who's decisions have the most impact.

Donny needs to be first cause I think that guy is on drugs! Or else needs to be.